鬼影 - 無名

Lol I knew I'd forget.

2008-07-16T21:55:19Z

lol. Happy Birthday. Kinda late but meh. xD

oni_kage @ 2007-11-11T23:39:00

2007-11-11T10:54:56Z

I'm like, still here. lol.

Never Give An Iguana Viagra

2007-01-30T23:45:41Z

http://xtramsn.co.nz/technology/0,,13440-6862166,00.html

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head.

-0/01/2007

Reuters

Hmmm.

oni_kage @ 2006-09-01T16:04:00

2006-09-01T04:08:43Z

愛得太遲
作曲：楊鎮邦@宇宙大爆炸｜填詞：林夕｜編曲：雷頌德｜監製：雷頌德

我過去那死黨早晚共對
各也紮職以後沒法暢聚
而終於相約到但無言共對疏淡如水

日夜做見爸爸剛好想呻
卻霎眼看出他多了皺紋
而他的蒼老感是從來未覺太內疚擔心

最心痛是愛得太遲
有些心意不可等某個日子
盲目地發奮忙忙忙其實自私
夢中也習慣有壓力要我得志

最可怕是愛需要及時
只差一秒心聲都已變歷史
忙極亦放肆見我愛見的相知
要抱要吻要怎麼也好偏要推說等下一次

我也覺我體質彷似下降
看了症得到是別要太忙
而影碟都掃光但從來未看因有事趕

日夜做儲的錢都應該夠
到聖誕正好講跟我白頭
誰知她開了口未能挨下去已恨我很久

錯失太易愛得太遲
我怎想到她忍不到那日子
盲目地發奮忙忙忙從來未知
幸福會掠過再也沒法說鍾意

愛一個字也需要及時
只差一秒心聲都已變歷史
為何未放肆見我愛見的相知
要抱要吻要怎麼也好不要相信一切有下次

相擁我所愛又花幾多秒
這幾秒能夠做到又有多少
未算少足夠遺憾忘掉

多少抱憾多少過路人
太懂估計卻不懂愛錫自身
人人在發奮想起他朝都興奮
但今晚未過你要過也很吸引

縱不信運你不過是人
理想很遠愛於咫尺卻在等
來日別操心趁你有能力開心
世界有太多東西發生不要等到天上俯瞰

*sigh*

oni_kage @ 2006-05-31T02:08:00

2006-05-31T08:08:23Z

I'm too sexy. XD

Heh.

2006-01-03T01:16:35Z

You scored as Sociology. You should be a Sociology major!

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Psychology

75%

Sociology

75%

Philosophy

75%

Engineering

67%

Anthropology

67%

Biology

58%

Mathematics

58%

Chemistry

50%

Linguistics

50%

Theater

50%

Art

42%

English

42%

Dance

42%

Journalism

25%

What is your Perfect Major?
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HNY

2005-12-31T11:04:43Z

Happy New Year 2006.

Happy Birthday to Rukawa as well.

2005

2005-12-23T11:31:36Z

Random urge to update.

Merry Christmas Eve and Merry Christmas to all.

It should be holiday time in most places, so I wish everyone an enjoyable time and do try to keep safe too. =D

Best Wishes for 2005 [what's left of it anyway].
- Ben

Hmm. Quite interesting.

2005-12-06T11:41:40Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday chibidemonkitty and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I gave yukitsu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-777 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
oni_kage

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I bought porn for lirin_sploded (-10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fuyutski (-5000 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February macerboy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I donated bone marrow to saythatyougetme in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4671 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
oni_kage

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, yukitsu (-5000 points). Last week I helped chibiyukino hide a body (-173 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I stole lirin_sploded's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I broke _facade's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5915 points). For Christmas I deserve !a spanking

Sincerely,
oni_kage

Hmm. I do seem to be getting worse and worse. But, a spanking? o_O

Hmmm.. 125.

2005-11-15T05:06:25Z

If you've seen 70 or more, you are a movie addict. Copy, paste, fill out, and post.

() Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
() Boondock Saints
(x) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
() Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
() Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
() Young Frankenstein
() AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
() Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
() White Noise
() White Oleander
() Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
() Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Blade
(x) Blade 2
(x) Blade Trinity
(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Resident Evil I
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
() The Village
() Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
(x) Ghosts
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
() Thirteen going on 30
(x) I, Robot
() Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
() A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came A Spider
(x) Deep Impact
() KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
() Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
() A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
() Halloween
(x) The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
(x) Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Coach Carter
() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(x) Seven
(x) Oceans Eleven
() Oceans Twelve
() Identity
() Lone Star
() Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss' Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
() Frailty
() Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-men
(x) X-2: X-Men United
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
() The original Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) The Hot Chick
() Swimfan
() Miracle
() Old School
() Ray
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
() A Walk to Remember
() Boogeyman
() Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi
() Troop Beverly Hills
() Swimming with Sharks
(x) Air Force One
() For Richer or Poorer
() Trainspotting
() People Under the Stairs
() Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
() Parent Trap 1
() Parent Trap 2
() The Burbs
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3
() Empire Records
() SLC Punk
() Meet Joe Black
() Wild Girls
() A Clockwork Orange
() The Order
(x) Spiderman
(x) Spiderman 2
() Amelie
() Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
() The Incredibles
(x) Collateral
() The Fast & The Furious
(x) 2 Fast 2 Furious
() Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
() Closer
(x) Titanic
() Saved
() Bowling For Columbine
() Farenheit 9/11
(x) The Sixth Sense
(x) AI: Artificial intelligence
(x) Love Actually
() Freddy vs Jason
() Ella Enchanted
() Princess Diaries
() Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
() Constantine
() Million Dollar Baby
() Envy
() Eurotrip
() Malibu's Most Wanted
(x) Big Daddy
() Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
(x) West Side Story
() A Christmas Story
() Spanglish
(x) Pulp Fiction
() Sleepover
() The Evil Dead
() Killer Klowns From Outer Space
() Seed of Chucky
(x) Vanilla Sky
() The Nightmare Before Christmas
() Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
() Interview With a Vampire
(x) The Crow
() Reservoir Dogs
() Wayne's World
() Wayne's World 2
() 21 Grams
() Honey
() Save the Last Dance
() Blow
() Edward Scissorhands
() Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
() Guess Who
() Monster In-Law
() Elf
(x) Stuart Little
(x) Stuart Little 2
() Mall Rats
() Chasing Amy
() Dogma
(x) Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
(x) Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
() Freaky Friday
() Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
() Beetlejuice
(x) Last Samurai
(x) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
() Beautyshop
(x) Legally Blonde
() Legally Blonde 2
() The Missing
() Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
(x) The Grudge
() Wimbledon
(x) Bring It On
() Bring It On Again
() Flight of the Phoenix THE ORIGINAL
() Johnson's Family Vacation
() National Lampoon's Vacation
() National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
() National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
() National Lampoon's European Vacation
(x) 2001: A Space Odyssey
() Dr. Strangelove Or How I Came To Love the Bomb
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
() Animal House
() Happy Gilmore
() Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Mondy Python's The Life of Brian
() CaddyShack
() Caddyshack 2
() Casablanca
(x) Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
(x) Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
(x) Austin Powers, Goldmember
() From Justin to Kelly
() Thirteen
(x) School of Rock
() Along Came Polly
() Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
() The Goonies
() State of Grace
() Clueless
() House of Sand and Fog
() Liberty Heights
() Brown Sugar
() Love & Basketball
() Tombstone
(x) Mystic River
() Dead Man Walking
() Major League
(x) American History x
(x) The Professional
() Garden State
() The Rookie
(x) My Girl
(x) My Girl 2
() Less than Zero
() The Barber Shop
(x) Serendipity
() Audition
() The Sandlot
() The Bad News Bears
() Simply Irrestible
() Roxanne
(x) Fantastic Four
() Can't Hardly Wait
() Drop Dead Fred
() Pretty in Pink
() Jawbreaker
(x) Rules of Attraction
() Thelma and Louise
(x) The Longest Yard
() Airheads
() Cool Runnings
() A League of Their Own
() Stand By Me
() Encino Man
() Underworld
() Super Troopers
() Spy Hard
(x) Black Hawk Down
() Formula 51
(x) Gone In 60 Seconds
(x) Batman Begins
(x) Ghostbusters
() Hook
() Peter Pan (old disney version)
() Peter Pan (new version)
() Look Who's Talking
() Look Who's Talking 2
() Labyrinth
() The Dark Crystal
() The Craft
() Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (non-animated version from the early-90’s)

oni_kage @ 2005-11-12T23:29:00

2005-11-12T10:29:20Z

「就如你所說，我只是個人類，還是最平凡的那種。我不懂得什麼為國為民的大道理，所以也不會用這份不屬於人間的力量去做任何改變。可以的話，我只想用這份力量來守護我所愛的人，然後安安靜靜地過日子。但是現在我卻是用這份力量，親手扼殺了我所愛的人，我心中除了痛恨自己以外，什麼也沒有。

也許大賢大智之人能豁然看開頓悟，但我做不到。因為我終究只是個普通人，日子過的也許很單調，因她們歡喜而笑、因她們悲傷而哭，但至少我很滿足。如今所有的一切都結束，我也該離開了。」

Okay.

2005-10-28T04:36:14Z

*Takes a deep breath*

*Breath out*

Ehhh

2005-09-20T12:06:13Z

What comes around goes around?

or is it

What goes around comes around?

geez. This has been bugging me all day. I need a life. Or do my physics.

Urgh. Stupid mistakes! NOOB.

3days!

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Haha. I know I don't make any sense whatsoever. But HAHA.

oni_kage @ 2005-09-12T15:56:00

2005-09-12T03:57:28Z

another harddrive gone dead.

lol. definitely need to buy a new one [more than one?] back in HK.

maybe two 120gb..

that'd be lovely.

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Now for some randomness because I feel like so.

"Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."

"i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves. "

"let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume"

"being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge"

A Math Romance
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

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I am a geek.

oni_kage @ 2005-08-10T22:22:00

2005-08-10T10:23:28Z

Repost Reis' post.

Probably shut this journal for now. Not that I post in it or anything.

Edit - 10.37pm -
This is getting annoying. Anyone can suggest a good HD [brand, series, whatever] that isn't going to die because of MFT getting corrupted? [Unlike my Maxtor one.. still have to find out why] - This is aimed for Fu and Theo, but anyone else with good suggestion[s] is welcome.
*makes public*
Thanks in advance.

bored

2005-07-02T08:24:17Z

He... Helium.

You scored 32 Mass, 25 Electronegativity, 35 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research
lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 29% on Mass
You scored higher than 30% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 17% on Metal
You scored higher than 0% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

好人

2005-03-03T08:45:40Z

一、請論述「好人」的定義，並比較「一般意義的好人」與「非一般意義的好人」二者之異同。
二、請詳述好人之實體構成要件及成為好人之程序要件。
三、請簡述「嫉妒假面」、「去死去死團員」之意義，並論証此二者與「好人」之關聯性。

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一般意義的好人:具有守法,一定程度之信用及一點點正義感的人,通常伴隨其他優良之品德.
非一般意義的好人:
1.你是男人
2.基本上你喜歡女人
3.你自認天性樂觀，不過失戀的打擊會讓你消沉半年以上
4.在哥兒們中也許你是個開心果，但女生聽了你拼命抖的包袱後，
那呵呵淺笑，讓你不知他是睡意朦朧還是不忍傷害你稚嫩的心
5.當然，你有點錢，不過最多機車代步
6.當然你有些品味，不過脫掉牛仔褲你就不知道要穿啥好
7.即使你穿了牛仔褲，上衣永遠是花格子襯衫或者NIKE的運動衫
8.你喜歡幫助人，雖然使上了十分力不見得會得到三分感謝
9.你可能有些乾姊或者乾妹，當他們跟男朋友吵架會想聯絡你，
因為你會義不容辭地請他們吃飯看電影，讓他回復平靜，
繼續跟他男朋友過著幸福快樂的日子。
10.你可能有幾位異性好朋友，天南地北無所不談，不過談到感情，
他們總是甩甩頭髮，不置可否。
11.你有喜歡的對象，全世界的人都知道你喜歡人家，但偏偏女主角就是不知道。
12.接續9.10.11.，不過因為3.的關係，在你心底仍然有個小小的希望火苗在那燃燒。
13.因為12.你常常因為對方說的一些話感動興奮不已，儘管在別人聽來，
那就像是說「哩甲爸未？」一般。
14.這種莫名的情愫，往往在對方突然身邊冒出一個他後宣告結束。
15.也許你受夠這種鳥情況，開始深信命運操縱在自己手上。
獵豔名聲相當高的死黨總是說「你不開口告白永遠沒機會，
但是開口告白就有一半的機會」
16.你找到機會，開口告白了，情況回到10.
17.也許是表達得不夠明白，太過曖昧，於是你決定說得很直接
「對不起」「我知道你是個好人」「但是我現在還沒準備要交男朋友」
18.上面三句話，你在二十歲前應該聽得耳多長包皮
19.有三分之一的機率，對方會在跟你說第三句話之後的一個月內交男朋友
20.即使如此，他學期末要搬家還是會找你幫忙。
21.因為8.13.的關係，你還是很主動地幫忙。
22.你常去的場所開始多了海邊、陽台
23.伍百的浪人情歌和鋼鐵男子彷彿在訴說你的心聲
24.週末，室友全部出去把馬子逛夜店，vcd和olg是你的精神食糧
25.某些特別的日子，你會想拿雙管獵槍轟殺那些歌頌愛情的收音機
26.你空虛
27.你寂寞
28.你發現你開始長鬍子後的人生，就是1.到22.在重複
29.你發現你聽到的答覆，雖然說的人不同，但總像CD挑片那樣
重複撥放著「你是個好人」
30.你像頭負傷的野獸，在網路這無人熟識的所在狂叫怒吼
31.忽然你覺得有相同悲涼的吼叫聲浪過來。
32.是的，這世上如同你一樣做著29.這件事的人好多
33.你們生長環境不同，長相，身材，學歷，各方面都不同
34.「你是個好人」這句話就如同「我X」一樣是你們共同的語言
35.就像諾亞造方舟那般，你們想，或許我們生來就是為了要聽這句話的
36.好人俱樂部，於焉誕生。

俱樂部內的拼命想衝出去，然而，
不同於圍城的是，俱樂部外的幾乎沒人想進來。

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好人之實體構成要件:水,炭,磷,鐵,鋁,其他屬種元素及一張以上之好人卡.
好人之程序要件:像女性告白,但對方以"我知道你是好人,但是......"之類的話回應,此時即具有好人資格.

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嫉妒假面:對情侶懷有強烈敵意以致產生攻擊行為者.
去死去死團員:對情侶懷有強烈敵意者.
其實是怨念的深重
當處在好人狀況時是容易對女性付出
更甚者有祝福她與他們幸福的人怨念值輕微

然而當好多次都是如此逐漸開始拋棄愛情的幻想
開始憎恨那些搶走你愛人的人甚至連拒絕你的人都抱持著深深的恨意
恨屋及烏的狀況下對天下的情侶就開始產生憎恨
於是一枚去死團團員就此誕生...= =+
但是未必會有強烈攻擊的念頭怨念值為中

忌妒假面當怨念越來越深...累積的越來越多...總會有爆發的一天
然後基於社會倫理以及法制對於不能光明正大的攻擊情侶只能在暗中破壞
這種情形已經滿足不了他們了!於是他們終於帶上了那名為忌妒的假面信仰著七大罪之一的利未安森
(代表的罪惡是忌妒) 開始對情侶們復仇!不擇手段殘忍至極!以拆散情侶為樂!
這就是最恐怖的忌妒假面!>口< 怨念值無法計算~!!!

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oni_kage @ 2005-01-29T23:25:00

2005-01-29T10:25:24Z

To anyone in particular:

DeathNote 55 is out @ dm

oni_kage @ 2005-01-22T23:34:00

2005-01-22T10:36:03Z

張學友 Black & White 黑與白

http://www.boxup.com/big5/music/album/2004/9/album4737.htm

I swear I'm going to miss music once school starts. It's the only thing that keeps me sane. ^^

;__; Jay + David + Eason + Jacky + Co.

;___;

2005-01-21T02:35:33Z

" 17集內容僅到"龍牙辰正"而已 "

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" 18集將會於2/4日出書 "

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Proof why it is a kiddy show.

2005-01-17T07:08:44Z

Bow down.

oni_kage @ 2005-01-16T23:09:00

2005-01-16T10:11:44Z

...

異俠 orz

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oni_kage @ 2005-01-14T17:17:00

2005-01-14T04:18:01Z

=/ I rock.

oni_kage @ 2005-01-11T22:38:00

2005-01-11T09:39:03Z

3 o'clock.

Don't even ask what. You have to turn it into Chinese in order to understand.

...

Maple Story

2005-01-05T10:05:50Z

ID: Oni79
Job Class: Rogue/Thief
Lvl: 20
Stats -
HP: 547
MP: 308
Str:24
Dex:40
Int:13
Luk:43

to Lv 20 in 5 days. =| Guud. I need to go to the library and get more books.

Grrr. Let school start already. >-[

Add me if you wish to.