Oni_Kage ([info]oni_kage) wrote,
@ 2005-12-07 00:40:00
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Hmm. Quite interesting.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday [info]chibidemonkitty and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I gave [info]yukitsu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-777 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
oni_kage

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I bought porn for [info]lirin_sploded (-10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]fuyutski (-5000 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February [info]macerboy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I donated bone marrow to [info]saythatyougetme in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4671 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
oni_kage

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]yukitsu (-5000 points). Last week I helped [info]chibiyukino hide a body (-173 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I stole [info]lirin_sploded's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I broke [info]_facade's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5915 points). For Christmas I deserve !a spanking

Sincerely,
oni_kage

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Hmm. I do seem to be getting worse and worse. But, a spanking? o_O




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[info]sukideathangel
2005-12-06 02:48 pm UTC (link)
I wish I could get a spanking for christmas =(
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I bought porn for [info]raithnor (10 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I pulled over and changed [info]chibiyukino's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday [info]kyriealaisa and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I pulled [info]urdie's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-36 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
sukideathangel

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mwahahahaaa nevermind

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