Oni_Kage ([info]oni_kage) wrote,
@ 2005-09-12 15:56:00
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another harddrive gone dead.

lol. definitely need to buy a new one [more than one?] back in HK.

maybe two 120gb..

that'd be lovely.

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Now for some randomness because I feel like so.

"Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."

"i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves. "

"let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume"

"being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge"

A Math Romance
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

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I am a geek.



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[info]divinepocky
2005-09-12 07:45 am UTC (link)
I... yea.. you're a real geek all right. That doesn't stop me from smirking but hey.. loser. =P

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[info]divinepocky
2005-09-12 07:46 am UTC (link)
Oh and I"m stealing this because.. it's funny and you're a dork.

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[info]yukitsu
2005-09-12 08:06 am UTC (link)
Yes, yes you are. But you are a funny and pervy geek anyway.

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[info]oni_kage
2005-09-12 08:30 am UTC (link)
Yes. But all in all, I'm not geeky enough [creative enough as well] to create all these.

Much praise to who shall be nameless [mainly because I forgot the person's name <-- notice how I cleverly hide the person's sex, but anyway, back to topic and let's close this up.] because it is this person who found these quotes [yes, this person is geekier and smarter - by far] and later on sent them to me.

I didn't copy all - just selected some and pasted

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[info]oni_kage
2005-09-12 10:06 am UTC (link)
the best -
"i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."

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[info]faelights
2005-09-16 10:41 am UTC (link)
Did I tell you how geeky and nerdy these jokes are yet? And how they're so bad, they make you wanna groan (and absolutely NO PUN INTENDED)? That last story-ish one is really, really bad. XD

That is all. XD

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[info]_facade
2005-09-24 08:20 am UTC (link)
I think one of my ex-schoolmates has met his match. He loves to speak in Maths. D:

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